Because honestly, hasn’t this year made us all want to just sigh—or scream—“f*ck”?
This Festive 'F*ck' Snowflake Ornament is the perfect addition to your tree if you’re ready to channel that collective energy into something both beautiful and hilariously relatable. At first glance, it’s a stunning snowflake, but a closer look reveals the true spirit of surviving the holidays (and the year).
Features:
Premium Materials: Laser-cut from sturdy 3mm basswood for a lightweight yet durable design.
Layered Design: A bold red, hand-painted top layer pops against the natural wood, giving the ornament a dimensional, eye-catching look.
Subtle Sass: The word “f*ck” is cleverly woven into the intricate snowflake design—because subtlety is classy.
Luxurious Ribbon: Finished with a velour sage green ribbon that says “I’ve got it together” (even when you don’t).
Perfect Size: Big enough to make a statement, small enough to keep it classy (dimensions: 4" height, 3.3" width).
 
Why You’ll Love It: Let’s face it—whether it’s untangling lights, braving holiday crowds, or just existing in this chaotic world, this ornament perfectly sums up how we all feel sometimes. It’s funny, relatable, and just the right mix of classy and cheeky to hang proudly on your tree. Gift it to your friends who get it or keep it for yourself—because you’ve earned it.
 
Order Details:
Handcrafted and painted to order, because this level of sass takes time.
Ships within 3 - 4 business days, the shipping cost of oversized mail has been built into the price (please note that with the Canada Post strike, shipping times will likely be affected) 
The perfect ornament for those “f*ck it, it’s the holidays” moments.
 
Bring some realness to your tree this year—because if we’re all silently screaming, at least let’s make it festive. Grab yours today and let the snowflake say it for you.